Are You Straight or Gay? Take my test!

In the T-Girl world straight can be thrown out there as a verification test. A T-Girl that can stir a straight guy into a sexual froth, well now that proves that she’s got it going on! She’s not just passable, she’s hot, sexy and all those other adjectives that are laid up around a pretty girl. She has passed the ultimate test.

But hold on a minute, how can a guy be straight and get all turned on about a girl with a penis? Isn’t that whole penis thing gay? Sure you touch your own, but touching someone else’s? Now that’s crazy talk!

As I was discussing in an earlier post there are tests out there for everything. Even helping you figure out what your favorite type of dress sock is. Personally, I like the ones that don’t slide down. In an effort to clear up this ‘straight vs gay’ thing I have developed a little test of my own. So let’s get right to it.

View the picture below for a moment. I’ll wait….

Ok…I didn’t think it’d take you that long. Now, answer the following questions honestly. Do you find this person sexually attractive? If by some miracle you were to get the green light would you ‘do’ this person? Feel free to write your answers down or just remember them. We’ll discuss them at the end of the test.

Again, please view the following picture.

Do you find this person sexually attractive? Would you have sex with them given the opportunity? I bet you already see where this test is going.

Next picture.

Things are a little different now. This person may have some qualities you find sexually attractive and one quality that is not attractive. Now your answers might not be as definite. Consider your answers to the same questions as before and be honest. Even if the answer is ‘maybe’.

Last picture. You know the drill.

Whoa. Is this one is the real mind bender? Do you find this person sexually attractive? Would you have sexual relations with this person given the opportunity?

It is said that we eat with our eyes first. The attractiveness of the plated food draws us in and sets our expectations for the meal. Here are four attractive meals with two of them possessing some exotic flavors. Perhaps too exotic for some tastes.

Now lets break down your answers.

Yes, no, no, no. You are probably arrow straight.

Yes, no, maybe/yes, no. You’re straight with an open mind, but not too open.

Yes, no, no, yes. You are biologically straight. Female DNA only please.

No, yes, yes, no. You’re biologically homosexual. Is that even a thing?

No, yes, no, yes. You like guys and you’re not too picky about the equipment.

No, no, yes, no or no, no, no yes. You’re very specific about your sex partners you delicious little kinkster you!

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You love sex and congratulations! You have the best chances to get ya some out of all of the rest of us!

No, no, no, no. What the heck are you even doing on this site?

So after this exhausting test what have your learned for certain? I like dress socks that don’t slide down. But maybe I also got you thinking about straight vs gay in a different light. Next time I’ll talk about my answers to this test.