A Couple of New Captions

I’m really enjoying coming up with these captions. It’s fun. They are little micro stories. A visual prop and a few lines to get your imagination rolling. It doesn’t matter if your imagination goes where mine goes, just as long as it gets out there and stretches its legs a bit. I hope these two get you on the move.

The new book is published!

‘Like She Owns Me’ was published last week on Smashwords and Kindle Direct Publishing! It was supposed to be ‘My Nympho T-Girl’ but I changed the name at the last minute for two reasons. I was kind of inspired by my last post here and my friend Anasheya has gone quiet and I couldn’t use the cover art they produced for the book. I really hope Anasheya is okay. If you read this Anasheya we all are missing you! Please at least let us know that you’re alright.

This whole writing thing is fun and frustrating. I really want to put out a good product and give a good value for the money someone spends. But when I look on the internet for books like mine I find that many are 5 to 7,000 words and selling for 2.99. That’s about the length of my typical short story and would take a lot less time produce. My story ‘Like She Owns Me’ is 40,000 words for 2.99. I’m sure anyone can do the math on that one. But in the end I’ve got a regular job to pay my bills and the money isn’t the driving force for doing this. Sure it would be great to be able to quit the day job and write from home, but I don’t see that happening.

I have found that there is one thing that I miss about the Literotica website. The feedback. The readers there are awesome about letting an author know that they appreciate their work. If you happen to be a Literotica reader thank you for every time you’ve ever left a comment or sent feedback on anyone’s story.

If you bought a copy of ‘Like She Owns Me’ and it led you here…Thank you! I appreciate your support!

Heterosexual Sex?

Just a man making love to a woman. Plain old heterosexual sex here, nothing to get excited about. Nothing to see here folks, move along! Wait a second! It doesn’t look like heterosexual sex. It looks like that woman is sticking her penis in her man’s vagina and for me this is hugely exciting!

Visually, this is a dream come true. The delightful role reversal going on makes all sorts of story lines pop into my head. I would love to write a screen play for a quasi-mainstream movie, something in an R rating, about a couple who’s sex life is in the dumpster and then this genital switch happens. Let the exploration begin! Heterosexual sex with a twist.The beautiful Venus Lux and James Darling are working it for the camera here and while what is going on isn’t in your face it’s still just as erotic. Maybe more so because it is a little vailed. I can see a scene now:

They are sitting on a couch having drinks after a dinner party. James is talking with a couple of guys near his end of the couch when Venus leans over and whispers in his ear.

“We have a problem.” James disengages from the conversation for a moment.

“What’s that?”

“We have a problem. You know what is starting to get hard again.”

“But we just did it before we came to the party.”

“I know. And when I think about it…well it starts to get hard again.” He gives a heavy sigh.

“Don’t think about it.” She gives a little snort.

“Ha! And how well did that used work for you?” He takes a moment to reply.

“It didn’t.”

“Thought so. We need to do something soon or the whole room is going to know what I’m thinking about you.”

“What do you want to do?”

“I think that’s obvious James.” He gives her an exasperated look.

“I mean do you want to go home or sneak off somewhere?”

“I want to go home and fuck you all night.” She nibbles on his ear. “But I’ll settle for a quickie in the bathroom since you seem to be having fun.”

“Fine. A quickie in the bathroom it is.”

Without another word Venus jumps up off the couch and pulls him away as James sputters to the group that he’ll be back in a moment. The guys are grinning thinking their friend is sneaking off for some heterosexual sex, which he is, but not exactly what the guys are thinking about.

This new group of beautiful T-girls and handsome Transmen could certainly bring something like this to life on the big screen and I would love to help it happen. If any of the actors in these photos or any T-girls and Transmen would be interested in something like this please contact me or leave a comment.

Male Pregnancy and submission

Male pregnancy or M-preg is confusing. We all know that biologically it can’t happen, but then Futanari and  Zombies are biologically impossible and you see how those capture our imaginations.

Let me go on the record right now and say that I in no way want to actually be pregnant. I have two lovely children and was there through both pregnancies and births and I am truly humbled by a woman’s ability to bring life into this world. However when one of the babies would move inside her all I could think of was that scene from the first Alien movie where the alien ‘baby’ bursts from the guy’s chest. (Sorry Honey.)

But let’s move past all that real science stuff into the realm of fantasy where this stuff actually finds a place on my excitement meter. While I don’t want to be pregnant I find wondering ‘what if a woman could make me pregnant?’ quite intriguing. Wether she did it through force or deception that submission is very exciting to me.

Take Anasheya’s drawing above. This futa is plainly stating her intentions. Intentions that I read to make a male pregnant, since I’m a male and she’s speaking to me. I suppose a woman could red it differently and that shows Anasheya’s genius in letting the reader think what they want.  Her erection certainly makes me think she has the ability to follow through with it.

What would come after her statement? Laughter and a ‘Yea, right.’? Maybe. It could just as easily be ‘give it your best shot babe.’ spoken in my confidence in her inability to follow through. In a world where her statement has been proven true on other men perhaps I would be begging her not to do that to me. No matter what the situation, the possibility that she could exert her will over me in that that way is intoxicating.

But what about a married couple? In that scenario I would also find the coercion to submit erotic. Take a wife who for whatever reason, is the breadwinner, can’t have kids, is just too fabulous or narcissistic, is coercing her husband to have her baby. I guess the Absolute Vodka advertisement is trying to say it’s as different a man getting pregnant. Of course you know where my mind went. ‘I’m far to beautiful to be ruined by pregnancy and oh honey it’s so easy, we just take these pills or shots and after a few role reversal romps I’ll have you knocked up. You’ll be fine and I’ll be with you through it all. Kisses.’

All these scenarios are erotic to me because of the submission. In my daily life I’m not a very submissive guy, but put me in a sexual situation and I’m putty in her hands. Forced submission is freeing. I can be the guy I want the world to see me as, but if that chick with a dick forces herself on me then I can’t be held accountable. At least that what my subconscious tells me.

One last cartoon. This one from the great NIP, Nobody in Particular. I love this and after reading this post I’m sure you don’t need me to break it down so just enjoy it.

 

 

Another caption

I pulled this photo of Fabiola Voguel off the web for…well, I think the reasons are obvious. All I added was the caption. Now that doesn’t mean that someone else didn’t do some work to the photo, but I did not. Heck, it’s almost too big to believe as it is! However when my stock in trade is fantasy dominant shemale stories how could I ever throw a stone. I hope you enjoy the pic and the caption.

Nobody in Particular NIP

There are some extremely talented artists out there drawing shemale/futa on male. I think most everyone knows how much I like Anasheya, but today I’d like to put a pitch in for nobody in particular. Uh…wait, that didn’t sound right. I mean I want to tell you about nobody in particular. Hehehe…before I push this into the realm of ‘Who’s on First?’ I’ll stop right there. I love a good sense of humor and NIP has it is in spades. ‘Nobody In Particular’ being the name of the artists would be great fun for me even if I didn’t like his work and thankfully that is not the case.

Check our the two comics in this post. These don’t begin to scratch the surface of his works, but they are two that I like and I thought I’d share them here. I enjoy NIP’s wry sense of humor and I think it really shows up in this first series.

 

 

Misunderstood Proposal

I love the role reversal and how NIP hides it till the last panel. I have my quirks just like everyone and certain situations speak to me more than others, but I can always count on NIP to shoot close to the mark.

Now take this next one. A chance meeting with a pretty futa who is more than open to allowing you to give her a little head? Again, just a great panel. I would encourage you to look up more of the artist’s work. NIP does way more than just futa on male stuff and you never know what you might find to trip your trigger out there.

 

 

 

White Christmas Moment

 

I'm sure it will only hurt a little at first...
I’m sure it will only hurt a little at first…

I watched the 1954 movie White Christmas on Christmas Eve. Now this is not the first time I’ve ever watched it, but it was the first time I tuned out the dialog and just watched the body language in the engagement scene. Suddenly I see it in an all new Dominant T-Girl light. In the movie these two are clumsily trying to entangle Bob and Betty, the other two characters played by Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney. Bing and Rosemary have just had a fight in the previous scene which leads to this one.

Search YouTube ‘White Christmas Engagement’ to watch the scene. Watch with the sound on first to get a feel for it, then I recommend watching with the sound muted. Above is a still from near the end of the scene for reference. But take a moment to really look at the still. Vera has a hand midway up Danny’s thigh, she’s leaning in, her eyes heavy lidded with a hopeful smile. Vera is obviously taking charge here and if you have my mind she’s trying to talk him into giving up the goods.

Now let’s add some of our own dialog to the scene which won’t match their lips moving, but what do you expect from a low budget operation like mine?

Danny: How do you figure that?

Vera: I’m not sure but daylight is starting to glimmer. Last night she couldn’t sleep, today she won’t eat. She’s in lust.

Well if that’s lust somebody goofed.

Oh, it’s lust alright. I’m sure she wants to stick her dick in him, but she putting up barriers.

But why?

She’s the mother hen and I’m the little chick. She won’t take a guy until I’m already balls deep in one. Married or engaged or something.

Well I guess that’s the end of that.

Unless I find a guy who will let me fuck him and get engaged to him real fast.

Even if it wasn’t a crazy idea where are you going to find a guy up here in the wilderness? There’s nobody around.

I don’t know…

There’s no one around here. Be realistic, who are you going to find up here to stick your dick in?

Well, I suppose it ought to be someone that I know.

That always helps.

And it ought to be a man…

That’s an absolute must.

It should be a mature man, with a nice tight ass that’s also deep…

Mature, tight, deep…

Witty, charming, deep throats with ease and swallows…

Witty, charming, deep throat, oh sure. Where’re you going to find such a super man?

Don’t be so modest.

Honey, fellas like that don’t….me?

Well you’re not exactly superman, but you’re awfully available.

Now Judy don’t get any ideas. I’m not ready for that yet! I’m not the ass fucking kind!

Oh, now once I’m slipping into you I’m sure I can change your mind.

I’m not the slipping into kind!

Well what kind are you?

I’m the I don’t mind getting my best friend fucked in the ass, but I’m terrified to do it myself kind.

How terrible could it be for a few days? My big girl cock sliding in and out of your tight butt. You sucking me back stage and us getting caught to sell it to everyone. You do like me don’t you?

Uh…ssure I do.

I mean I’m not exactly repulsive.

Course not.

And you do find me to be sexy, horny the kind of girl that could fuck you into the bed…

I do, but I feel the same way about my aunt Matilda!

Oh. Well, let’s just skip it. I was only thinking of Betty getting to fuck Bob.

Betty fucking Bob. Yea. Look, it would only be temporary?

Well of course. You don’t think I’m the kind of girl who goes around using her sister as an excuse to fuck guys in the ass do you?!

Of course not. Nobody thinks that. Now let me figure this out. You’d only be fucking my ass for two or three weeks at the worst…at the most I mean.

Well of course.

And we wouldn’t have to announce our…um…engagement until absolutely necessary.

Absolutely necessary.

Well ok. It’s a deal.

But don’t you think I should get started right now. I mean I am all hard and ready.

Nnnnot until absolutely necessary.

Oh, I think it’s absolutely necessary.

 

I hope you have fun with this little scene high – jacking. I know I did.

Feeling stressed?

I saw this gif online somewhere and had to share it here. I have no idea who this is, but I love her smile and the way she bites her bottom lip as she gives that hard cock of hers a little twang. Suddenly this caption popped into my head:

Feeling stressed? I’ve got something to take your mind off of it!

Now that would be some awesome stress relief!

I Love Captions

Holy crap. It’s already been over a month since the last post? I don’t think that’s considered blogging. I guess it sucks to be a writer or a blogger and be a man of few words. Anyway….today I wanted to tell the world that I love Captions. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them. Take this one for instance.

 

I love this caption
I love this caption

 

So many great things to read into those few words attached to that great picture. I would love to give some great ‘pat on the back’ feedback to whoever did that one. Just awesome. Lets break it down in case you’ve haven’t thought about this caption. “Just keep breathing…” So she’s big enough that he’s struggling to take her. “sweetheart” implies they’re close. Dating? Married? Maybe she just grew the penis. “Only one more inch to go” She plans on going all the way in. This is the kind of dynamic that gets my motor roaring!

Lately, I’ve been so interested in captions or captures that I wanted to try my hand at some. The one below is the first one I’ve ever done. The picture stole my imagination first. After all there stands a beautiful woman in a sexy black dress and look what has popped out for a look around. I’d love to have a quickie with her while everyone else is busy at the party. Maybe I knew what she had before I asked for the quckie, and maybe not. Either way, this tryst is about to get really interesting.

 

I am too!!
I am too!!

 

I hope you like my first attempt at a caption. I want to do some more and have some pictures saved back to work with. Feel free to share a picture with me if you’d like for me to caption it. After all, I’m always open for suggestions.